Captain: Hi. this is your captain speaking. Welcome to the glass bottom boat ride at the world-famous Trenton Tar Pits. I just want to let you know I’m a convicted sex offender.
Captain: (Microscopic tar pit monsters) won’t be bothering us anymore. I chased them off with my nudity. Does that arouse anyone down there?
Meatwad: What does that mean?
Frylock: It means that we’re gonna get off this boat right now.
Master Shake: Look, will you just read the information panel, please? You’ll see it. There, tar monsters, huh?
Meatwad: Hey, how do I know if I’m aroused?
Captain:Okay, and we’ve docked, and I feel a little sexy.
Frylock: Come on, Shake! Let’s go.
Captain: Who down there wants to meet the Captain and feel sexy with him?
Meatwad: Ooo! I do! I want to meet the captain!
Frylock: No you don’t!